100+ Similes For Bald

Discover a creative collection of over 100 similes to describe baldness in vivid and imaginative ways.

1. As smooth as a billiard ball
2. Like a polished cue ball
3. As barren as a desert
4. Like a bare canvas
5. As shiny as a mirror
6. Like a snow-covered hill
7. As clear as a blank page
8. Like a newborn’s scalp
9. As reflective as a bald eagle’s head
10. Like a freshly plowed field
11. As gleaming as a bowling ball
12. Like a waxed car roof
13. As smooth as an eggshell
14. Like a glassy lake
15. As stark as a whiteboard
16. Like a cue stick’s tip
17. As barren as a lunar landscape
18. Like a gleaming doorknob
19. As featureless as a mannequin’s head
20. Like a polished apple
21. As clear as a crystal ball
22. Like a marble statue
23. As shining as a bald tire
24. Like a freshly iced cake
25. As bald as a newborn baby
26. Like a freshly laid sheet of paper
27. As smooth as a bowling lane
28. Like a bald eagle’s beak
29. As reflective as a chrome bumper
30. Like a balding monk’s pate
31. As clear as a rain-washed window
32. Like a freshly shaven head
33. As stark as a clean slate
34. Like a balding scientist’s dome
35. As barren as a moon’s surface
36. Like a polished door handle
37. As smooth as a cue ball
38. Like a blank canvas
39. As shining as a headlight
40. Like a freshly buffed floor
41. As clear as a glass vase
42. Like a newly painted wall
43. As featureless as an uncarved stone
44. Like a waxed surfboard
45. As bald as a billiard ball
46. Like a newborn’s bottom
47. As reflective as a still pond
48. Like a bald mountain peak
49. As smooth as a polished stone
50. Like a balding monk’s scalp
51. As clear as a cloudless sky
52. Like a freshly cleaned plate
53. As shining as a bald head in the sun
54. Like a freshly mowed lawn
55. As stark as a blank canvas
56. Like a bald eagle in flight
57. As barren as a winter tree
58. Like a polished doorknob
59. As smooth as a baby’s bottom
60. Like a freshly paved road
61. As clear as a calm lake
62. Like a blank notebook page
63. As reflective as a mirror’s surface
64. Like a cue stick without chalk
65. As bald as a cue ball
66. Like a newborn’s head
67. As shining as a bald tire in the sun
68. Like a freshly sanded board
69. As clear as a crystal clear stream
70. Like a balding professor’s dome
71. As smooth as a polished apple
72. Like a waxed car hood
73. As stark as a white wall
74. Like a bald eagle’s feather
75. As barren as a desert landscape
76. Like a freshly scrubbed countertop
77. As clear as a rain-washed windshield
78. Like a balding astronaut’s head
79. As reflective as a calm pond
80. Like a bald rock
81. As smooth as a freshly laid sheet of ice
82. As shining as a bald wrestler’s head
83. Like a freshly paved driveway
84. As clear as a transparent glass
85. Like a blank slate
86. As bald as a newborn’s bottom
87. Like a polished billiard ball
88. As featureless as a blank canvas
89. As smooth as a freshly cleaned plate
90. As clear as a cloudless day
91. Like a freshly mowed field
92. As shining as a bald cyclist’s helmet
93. As reflective as a calm lake’s surface
94. As clear as a calm ocean
95. Like a blank page in a notebook
96. As barren as a winter’s day
97. Like a bald eagle soaring
98. As stark as a clean canvas
99. Like a polished stone
100. As shining as a bald tire in sunlight
101. As clear as a crystal-clear stream
102. Like a balding professor’s head