100+ Similes For Unintelligent

Enhance your creative writing with this extensive list of 100+ similes to describe unintelligence in colorful and imaginative ways.

1. As sharp as a bowling ball.
2. Dull as a butter knife.
3. Like a broken compass.
4. As clueless as a fish out of water.
5. Dumber than a sack of hammers.
6. Thick as a brick wall.
7. Like a dimly lit bulb.
8. As slow as molasses in January.
9. Clueless as a lost puppy.
10. Like a deer caught in headlights.
11. Dumb as a doorknob.
12. As sharp as a marshmallow.
13. Like a broken clock.
14. As slow as a snail on sedatives.
15. Dull as dishwater.
16. Like a disconnected phone.
17. As thick as pea soup.
18. Clueless as a baby in a library.
19. Like a blank canvas.
20. Dumber than a box of rocks.
21. As bright as a black hole.
22. Like a rudderless ship.
23. As sharp as a rubber knife.
24. Like a GPS with no signal.
25. As slow as a tortoise in treacle.
26. Clueless as a bat in daylight.
27. Like a broken radio.
28. Dumb as a bag of hammers.
29. As thick as fog.
30. Like a computer with no software.
31. As sharp as a beach ball.
32. Like a car with no wheels.
33. As slow as a glacier.
34. Clueless as a dog in a cat show.
35. Like a door without a handle.
36. Dumber than a fence post.
37. As bright as a cloudy day.
38. Like a fish out of water.
39. Like a flashlight with no batteries.
40. As slow as a three-toed sloth.
41. Clueless as a squirrel in a maze.
42. Like a garden without flowers.
43. Dumb as a stump.
44. As thick as a brick.
45. Like a GPS with no satellites.
46. As sharp as a pillow.
47. Like a kite with no wind.
48. As slow as a sloth on sedatives.
49. Clueless as a cat in a dog park.
50. Like a broken record.
51. Dumber than a post.
52. As bright as a power outage.
53. Like a car with no engine.
54. Like a computer with no keyboard.
55. As slow as a one-legged turtle.
56. Clueless as a kangaroo in a tree.
57. Like a door with no hinges.
58. Dumb as a rock.
59. As thick as a fog bank.
60. Like a flashlight with no bulb.
61. As sharp as a rubber sword.
62. Like a kite with no string.
63. As slow as a snail in molasses.
64. Clueless as a fish in a desert.
65. Like a garden without soil.
66. Dumber than a brick wall.
67. As bright as a blackout.
68. Like a GPS with no battery.
69. Like a car with no gas.
70. As slow as a slug.
71. Clueless as a mouse in a maze.
72. Like a broken calculator.
73. Dumb as a doormat.
74. Like a flashlight with no switch.
75. Like a kite with no tail.
76. As slow as a herd of turtles.
77. Clueless as a penguin in the Sahara.
78. Like a door with no doorknob.
79. Dumber than a sack of rocks.
80. As bright as a power failure.
81. As thick as a brick wall.
82. Like a puzzle missing pieces.
83. Dumb as a doorstop.
84. As dense as a neutron star.
85. Like a ship without a captain.
86. As slow as a sloth on tranquilizers.
87. Clueless as a seagull in the desert.
88. Like a bicycle with square wheels.
89. As sharp as a spoon.
90. Like a clock with no hands.
91. As dim-witted as a broken light bulb.
92. Dumber than a dictionary with missing pages.
93. As vacant as an abandoned house.
94. Like a GPS navigating a black hole.
95. As unenlightened as a cave dweller.
96. Clueless as a tourist without a map.
97. Like a river without water.
98. As dense as a brick wall in a fog.
99. Dumb as a post with no sign.
100. Like a computer with a fried motherboard.
101. As slow as a slug on a frozen pond.
102. Like a painting without colors.
103. As sharp as a rubber nail.
104. Like a kite with no wind in sight.
105. As numb as a frozen lake.
106. Clueless as a penguin on a beach.
107. Like a phone with no reception.
108. As vacant as a ghost town.
109. Dumber than a sack of broken crayons.
110. Like a desert with no sand.
111. As foggy-minded as London in November.
112. Like a tree with no branches.
113. As unresponsive as a malfunctioning robot.
114. Clueless as a fish in the Sahara.
115. Like a puzzle with missing pieces.
116. As dull as a rusty nail.
117. Like a boat without oars.
118. As thick-headed as a brick wall.
119. Dumb as a stump in the ground.
120. Like a library with no books.
121. As slow as a sloth on a lazy Sunday.
122. Like a compass with a broken needle.
123. As vacant as a deserted island.
124. Clueless as a kangaroo on ice.
125. Like a keyboard with missing keys.
126. As numb as a snowman in July.
127. Like a moonless night.
128. Dumber than a math book with no numbers.
129. Like a map with no legend.
130. As dim-witted as a broken flashlight.