100+ Similes For Useless

Discover an extensive collection of over 100 similes that vividly describe uselessness in our list of creative comparisons.

1. As useless as a screen door on a submarine.
2. Like a chocolate teapot.
3. As effective as a screen door on a submarine.
4. Like a square wheel.
5. As helpful as a chocolate kettle.
6. Like a paper umbrella in a hurricane.
7. As practical as a chocolate teapot.
8. Like a one-legged man in a kicking contest.
9. As beneficial as a screen door on a spaceship.
10. Like a screen door on a submarine.
11. As valuable as a snowball in hell.
12. Like a flashlight without batteries.
13. As significant as a pebble in a desert.
14. Like a broken compass.
15. As constructive as a sandcastle in a tsunami.
16. Like a parachute made of lead.
17. As reliable as a rubber crutch.
18. Like a bicycle with square wheels.
19. As effective as a paper umbrella in a monsoon.
20. Like a broken pencil with no eraser.
21. As efficient as a chocolate fireguard.
22. Like a sieve with holes the size of golf balls.
23. As useful as a screen door on a submarine.
24. Like a broken clock that’s right twice a day.
25. As productive as a one-armed paper hanger.
26. Like a glass hammer.
27. As practical as a chocolate frying pan.
28. Like a ship without a rudder.
29. As valuable as a one-dollar bill in a billionaire’s wallet.
30. Like a car with no engine.
31. As fruitful as a screen door on a spaceship.
32. Like a pen with no ink.
33. As significant as a raincoat in a drought.
34. Like a matchstick in a hurricane.
35. As beneficial as a chocolate hammer.
36. Like a broken ladder.
37. As helpful as a screen door on a submarine in space.
38. Like a broken compass with no needle.
39. As constructive as a sandcastle in a sandstorm.
40. Like a snowplow in the Sahara.
41. As reliable as a rubber sword.
42. Like a broken bridge.
43. As effective as a paperweight in a tornado.
44. Like a chair with three legs.
45. As efficient as a chocolate refrigerator.
46. Like a boat with a hole in it.
47. As practical as a screen door on a submarine made of cheese.
48. Like a computer with no power.
49. As useful as a screen door on a submarine made of Swiss cheese.
50. Like a book with blank pages.
51. As productive as a one-winged bird.
52. Like a bicycle with no pedals.
53. As valuable as a screen door on a spaceship made of tissue paper.
54. Like a watch with no hands.
55. As significant as a raincoat in the desert.
56. Like a car with square wheels.
57. As beneficial as a chocolate radio.
58. Like a ladder with missing rungs.
59. As helpful as a screen door on a submarine in a sandstorm.
60. Like a map with no markings.
61. As constructive as a sandcastle in quicksand.
62. Like a ship with no sails.
63. As reliable as a rubber ladder.
64. Like a broken clock that’s never right.
65. As effective as a paper airplane in a thunderstorm.
66. Like a flashlight with no bulb.
67. As efficient as a chocolate toaster.
68. Like a sieve with holes the size of basketballs.
69. As practical as a chocolate lawnmower.
70. Like a boat with no oars.
71. As useful as a screen door on a submarine in a tornado.
72. Like a pen with no paper.
73. As beneficial as a chocolate shoe.
74. Like a broken bridge to nowhere.
75. As significant as a snowplow in July.
76. Like a chair with no seat.
77. As productive as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.
78. Like a bicycle with no chain.
79. As valuable as a screen door on a spaceship in a black hole.
80. Like a watch with no battery.
81. Like a ship with no captain.
82. As reliable as a rubber parachute.
83. Like a broken compass with no north.
84. As effective as a paper umbrella in a hurricane.
85. Like a map with no directions.
86. As efficient as a chocolate umbrella stand.
87. Like a sieve with holes the size of soccer balls.
88. As practical as a chocolate teacup.
89. Like a boat with no water.
90. As useful as a screen door on a submarine in a snowstorm.
91. Like a pen with no ink cartridge.
92. As beneficial as a chocolate raincoat.
93. Like a broken ladder with no rungs.
94. As significant as a snowplow in the desert.
95. Like a chair with no legs.
96. As productive as a one-armed juggler.
97. Like a bicycle with no wheels.
98. As valuable as a screen door on a spaceship without gravity.
99. Like a watch with no hands or numbers.
100. As constructive as a sandcastle in a sandpaper factory.
101. Like a ship with no sails or rudder.
102. As reliable as a rubber spoon.
103. Like a broken clock with no hands.
104. As effective as a paper airplane with no wings.
105. Like a flashlight with no batteries.
106. As efficient as a chocolate strainer.
107. Like a sieve with holes the size of beach balls.
108. As practical as a chocolate rain gauge.
109. Like a boat with no anchor.
110. As useful as a screen door on a submarine in outer space.
111. Like a pen with no inkwell.
112. As beneficial as a chocolate sunscreen.
113. As significant as a snowplow in a heatwave.
114. Like a chair with no backrest.
115. As productive as a one-wheeled unicycle rider.
116. Like a bicycle with no pedals or chain.
117. As valuable as a screen door on a spaceship in a time warp.
118. Like a watch with no ticking.